“This is about the future of Britain,“
I woke up to the extraordinary slack minded views of our Foreign Secretary David Miliband this morning. The man that strangely looks like a boy fresh from boarding school, tie choking his jugular as he spews more useless paraphrases at the weak nation. He looks like a man that Thunderbirds creator Gerry Anderson forgot to make, and now strangely it has formed a life of its own and wants to save planet Earth from an imaginary foe.
Gordon Brown thought it would be prudent that this man be switched from Tony ‘Dog Toy‘ Blair’s cabinet to his, exchanging ‘Environment Minister‘ to ‘Foreign Affairs‘ Minister. What a sight he must have seen that warm morning of re-shuffle. That pesky pile of papers asking him to save planet Earth with low carbon emissions on A-Roads in the Cotswold’s and wind farms in Cumbria, to the more exciting prospect of war mongering with Iran, and tyrant slaying in North Korea. That sugar coated exterior of Milibands face should only be accepted and dismissed for a brief second. Much like the shadow cabinets William Hague who seems to be back in Politics after that short stint at ‘Have I got News for You’. Well I may have. William will be the first namesake in power to be sent to the Hague in Brussels after election day for eliminating North (possibly South as well) Korea.
It does seem like the Conservatives will win in this years General Elections, and with Hague at the forefront with Cameron, my loneliness at not being able to spite, hate and disembowel the opposing Football team will be quenched. But in the meantime we have the Class Boy, Miliband. It was actually George W.Bush who first introduced me to Politics, and as he now sits in his arm chair in quiet reflection of a global hate towards him, we Journalists need a man to hate like a cat craves the caged bird.
Miliband and Lt Col Nick Richardson of the British Armed Forces have teamed up to again sway the hardworking Nation through the BBC we must “remember 9/11 and 7/7 and ask themselves whether they thought trying to prevent this from happening would be a worthwhile cause”.
This is Mili’s style so don’t forget it. This creature who will worm and shoulder his way through gaps of Objective Journalism – the holes of none biased sludge we call a democracy. He will crawl through the trenches with soldiers limbs blow off, protesting that once this is over Britain will be more free. Again the boring tide of none biased reporting continues to un-impress like a Giraffe eating, as the BBC asks members of Stop The War Coalition for their views. Whatever they are. It doesn’t matter. As I witnessed at a Stop The War march in Westminster a year ago, the general population doesn’t have a relationship with them- it sees them as modern day hippies probably banging on about the Vietnam war still. This is the hell we call Objective Journalism – where the none biased is Right and everyone else are hippies.
As for preventing another 9/11 or 7/7 or any other date in the British calender again we must look at cold facts such as the reasons behind attacks, motives and countries of origin.
You will find again and again, big black holes of bad information linking to Afghanistan for both events. But as Miliband bangs his head repeatedly against the door of democracy (or dictatorship I’m unsure) like some crazed beast trying to make his point heard – we must turn to these cretins we have in our Foreign Office and pull them apart, dis-associate with them, question them, harass them.
We know that Politicians are not whiter than white, why do we think so with global war? The answer lies in that horrible grey area of Objective Journalism they spew through – dressed like penguins dancing to us while him flicking between Top Gear and The Jeremy Kyle show. Dancing and singing about how far flung wars help bridge gaps between us and the rotten relationships we have with Arabic Muslims.
Until that is addressed we are all DOOMED.
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